dragonslaeyr:

Imagine Cecil being a completely cliché boyfriend and wanting to propose with the whole ring in a champagne glass but instead of champagne it’s a highly corrosive liquid in an Erlenmeyer flask and Cecil just drops the ring in and iT FUCKING EXPLODES AND HE JUST YELLS ‘MARRY ME’


delzdesigns:

Seven and eleven are both odd

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Wake up people


iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool


verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL


blackfashion:

Top - Zara, Skirt - Miss Selfridges, Shoes - Office, All Jewellery - Accessorize 

blackfashion:

Top - Zara, Skirt - Miss Selfridges, Shoes - Office, All Jewellery - Accessorize 


fuckyeahtattoos:

I’ve been having a lot of fun with my clients recently. This is my first in a series of modern pinups. done by ( Me! ) Cavan @ No Egrets Tattoo Studio in Clarksville, TN

fuckyeahtattoos:

I’ve been having a lot of fun with my clients recently. This is my first in a series of modern pinups. done by ( Me! ) Cavan @ No Egrets Tattoo Studio in Clarksville, TN


caliopeegay:

the-apex-predator:

mistcover:

dave-stridenasty:

caliopeegay:

i PUT WARHAMMER OF ZILLYHOO IN THE WUBMACHINE„, AND„„, OMFG„,

shoutout to john

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this is literally everything i could ever have wanted

wow guys holy crap this kEEPS POPPING UP ON MY DASH AND I JUST NOW LOOKED AT THE NOTES AND WHY DOES THIS HAVE ALMOST 3K NOTES OMFG


sexybaldwin:

chess-ka:

words-are-vibrations:

tyraditar:

tyraditar:

night vale is full of thought provoking humour and beautifully inspirational monologues but “subway? more like wowza” will always be one of the best things it’s ever come up with

it’s right at the top of the list with “what’s an egg” and “i never knew school cleaning appliances were so strong”

"Mountains? More like nothings" 

"Nice try, giant worms.

"And I was like, whatever, rich guy!”


jtpupzone:

Oh how they’ve grown!


littlecatlady:

holy shit

littlecatlady:

holy shit


cheesoisuncool:

i keep seeing the words coffee shop au without knowing what they mean. a coffee shop universe? alternate universe where there are coffee shops. friends, i have some good news for you about this universe that we live in


jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression